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So you think you know about beer?
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So you drink copious amounts down the pub, and you're going to the Reading CAMRA beer festival, but do you really know your beer from your elbow?
Try our fun little quiz and see for yourself.
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Then give your mates a chortle with some chuckle-tastic beer quotes...

W.C. Fields: "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

Frank Zappa: "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

Ernest Hemingway: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Plato: "He is a wise man who invented beer."

Lady Astor to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." "Madam", he replied, "if you were my wife, I would drink it."

David Daye: "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

Oscar Wilde: "Work is the curse of the drinking class."

Dave Barry: "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."

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