Then
give your mates a chortle with some chuckle-tastic beer quotes...
W.C.
Fields: "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have
the decency to thank her."
Frank
Zappa: "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer
and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football
team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need
a beer."
Ernest
Hemingway: "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Plato:
"He is a wise man who invented beer."
Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill: "Sir, if you were my husband,
I would poison your drink." "Madam", he replied, "if you were
my wife, I would drink it."
David
Daye: "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have
given us stomachs."
Oscar
Wilde: "Work is the curse of the drinking class."
Dave
Barry: "Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was
also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well
with pizza."
