John Hegley

Mr McNaulty Requires Real Player.

one day Mr McNaulty left the launderette to get some fags
and these boys came in with laundry bags
and unloaded a number of small dogs
into one of the tumble driers
as they fumbled with the faulty coin mechanism
Mr McNaulty returned
OH NO YOU DON'T he cried
pushing them aside
and pulling out the dogs
these driers are for washing machine customers

Copyright: John Hegley.