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Andrew's blog - week 2
Inside I'm Dancing
Saturday April 9
My first 6 Music Chart show. It flew by. Quite bracing! Rented Inside I'm Dancing on DVD. Very good. James McAvoy (out of Shameless ) as the classic cinematic livewire who's paralysed from the neck down, spreading life and hope into the institutionalised existence of muscular dystrophy sufferer Steven Robertson (who, shamefully, doesn't feature much in the trailers). It's a standard buddy movie except in motorised wheelchairs. I had something in my eye by the end.

Sunday April 10
My first Sunday afternoon show. It went by nice and slowly, giving me loads of time to enjoy it. Plenty of emails, and many from new names, which is nice. Oddly, having spent years catching the 19.32 train back to Redhill every night after my weekday show, it turns out that the trains are busier at weekends. All those people shopping and going to museums! The 17.32 was packed. Get used to it.

Monday April 11
Since this is the first week of my new radio life, I was determined to treat today as the new Saturday. Success. We drove into Kingston. No queue at the car park. Only two other people in the cinema. Saw The Assassination of Richard Nixon and, although it was downbeat beyond belief and seemed designed to rub Sean Penn's character's nose in it at every turn, I loved it. It was set in 1974 but could have been made in that year too.

Ate a hearty late lunch (no queue to get in!) at Carluccio's and accidentally invented the Meat Snakebite. My wife gave me part of her rib eye steak while I was still working my way through the lamb. Et voila! Snakebite! It was weird eating two meats at the same time. The steak made the lamb taste boring, which of course, it is not. Watched a couple of episodes of Seinfeld on DVD when we got home, just to prove it was a Saturday. Fell asleep during one. Bingo! My new life has started! Didn't even turn on my mobile. Kerry met her birth mother on ER .
Tuesday April 12
Sunday. If you see what I mean. Last night a ladybird climbed into the plastic mechanism of the roller blind in the kitchen. We tried to tempt him down and put him on the basil growing in a pot on the windowsill but he was determined to go up. This morning I was frightened to open the blind for fear of crushing him in the mechanism. But he wasn't in there.
a ladybird
Ladybirds are tremendous creatures. They can fly but they really save it up for when it's absolutely necessary. They don't waste it. Looked at some petrol lawnmowers. It's time. Too tired to watch the whole of Supernanny, although the diabetic tantrum-thrower was starting to make my soul itch. I blame the parents.

Wednesday April 13
Felt rubbish. Cancelled writing day with Simon Day. Stayed in. Watched the only episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm I haven't seen (The Group, Season One). Felt a bit sad that there are no more for me to see. Decided to use my downtime wisely and finished judging the Cardiff University Media Awards - Best Critic (I've already judged Best Interview and Best Radio Interview). Managed to find a shortlist of three very good ones, but was amazed how bad they were at using the apostrophe. These are people at college who want to be journalists! We're all going to hell. (They swear a lot in their reviews too. Either I'm turning into a prude or the next generation are unable to express themselves.)

Went to Post Office to send the results back by registered post. Tried to get them to process my application for a new photocard driving license but weren't equipped to do such a thing. I dare say I've spelt license wrong. I spelt it wrong in my last Word column and nobody spotted it. It's in the magazine. (License and licence are my spelling blind spot.) Am I any better than the students of Cardiff? Are the sub editors at Word magazine? Raj was fired on The Apprentice, which means the appalling Saira lives to talk b*******s another day. God, what if she wins?
Thursday April 14
Recorded last-but-one The Day The Music Died of this series on Radio 2. Highly entertaining (for us, anyway - the audience, who knows?). This meant an early start - 8.24 train from Reigate, which is more likely to be full of people with jobs.
Andrew brushes up on his presentation skills
I had another job to do today: host a half-hour presentation at the Radio Academy's annual Music Radio Conference, this year held at BAFTA in Piccadilly. My task was to stand on stage and make a load of research about listening habits 'entertaining'. I was a hired clown. Lapel mic. PowerPoint presentation. Clipboard. It was great fun, trying to get laughs from an auditorium of harrumphing industry folk. Quite an adrenalin rush. I can see why stand-ups do what they do, but I couldn't do it. Enough time to buy some organic fruit and veg before catching the 16.02 home, which was full of people who can't have jobs, or else what were they doing going home at that hour?

Friday April 9
Today would have contained a meeting - the first of my second week of structural freedom - with some people from a TV production company about a potential job. But I cancelled it (or got my agent to - it's what they do). You don't need to know why. I'm not telling you everything!
 
 
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